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EasyThanX
Isn't it time you got the THANKS you desreve? |
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It has been said in every book on etiquette that nothing is more important than the simple words "Thank You". But let's face it, in today's hectic world of cable television, the internet, iPods, cell phones and email, many of today's youth have forgotten or worse yet never been taught this basic fundamental concept of manners.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could get some kind of acknowledgement from those, grandchildren, nieces, nephews or even children for the gifts that you've sacrificed to give them? But what can you do? It's too late to try and change them and they'll never learn this in public school. |
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Finally there's hope. Through the efforts of our highly skilled technicians, the research team of EasyThanX has developed a method for making the writing of "thank you" cards an easy process for even the most tech-savvy of children. We have combined all of the elements necessary to create a
truly heart felt "Thank You" into one complete system that is so effective, it should be patented. You can think of this as the multi-vitamin of manners. |
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Our process was pioneered at San Jose State University and the University of California Santa Barbara. This process was further refined and tested on live students at the University of California, Berkeley, California Poly Technical Institute in San Luis Obispo and genetically engineered lab rats. The rats scored consistently higher in the areas of personal hygiene, grammar and basic social skills, than the students. But, the results with the students were encouraging. |
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For three decades this process has been under wraps in our R&D facility in the center of high tech, Silicon Valley. Utilizing the latest advances in modern technology we've been able to to streamline the process of writing "Thank You" notes from a grueling and hours long arduous task to one that can be accomplished in a matter of seconds. The entire process takes less time than loading Halo 2 onto their Xbox or downloading Gnarls Barkley's Crazy to their iPod. |
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Our top engineers are hard at work putting the final touches on the EasyThanX consumer edition. From our laboratory to you in three scientifically calibrated EasyThanX systems for;
- Young Children to 11 years old
- Early Teens from 12 to 15 years old
- Young Adults from 16 years and up
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The time is now to get the Thanks you so richly deserve. The next time you give so much to the ones you love, be sure to include the EasyThanX. Its the only guarantee that you'll be appreciated and thanked. Do it for them. Do it for you. |
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| We anticipate initial product launch in the
early part of 2007. |
| If you would like to be informed the moment the
EasyThanX is ready |
| please use the link below to email our chief of
development, Richard Neumann. |
| Please put EasyThanX in the Subject line and
include your email address. |
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EasyThanX |
| Thank You ! |